You know who taught Hi-Fives to hot wire the cart to get away with slacking off at work and not get in trouble with his boss?…. My uncle John, he’s a mechanic.
You know who taught him? MY MOM!
Tracks
Yo mommas vag has had more customers than McDonald’s.
this does not ever get old
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Ian Terry finally proposed, this is the ring he gave me.
He has such good taste :*
I may not be a gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.
