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I bought these cool ass new me.sketch markers and this is the first thing I do with them is make a Hitler joke :X

Posted 3 months ago1 note

Is this some sort of sex joke nintendo?

Posted 11 months ago4 notes

Don’t touch my

Posted 11 months ago1 note

She texts me bad jokes like this all the time.

Posted 12 months ago21 notes

I left this in the break room at work.

Posted 1 year ago2 notes

You know who taught Hi-Fives to hot wire the cart to get away with slacking off at work and not get in trouble with his boss?…. My uncle John, he’s a mechanic.

You know who taught him? MY MOM!


— Muscle Man
Posted 1 year ago6 notes

Posted 1 year ago4 notes

Yo mommas vag has had more customers than McDonald’s.

Posted 1 year ago2 notes

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

Posted 1 year ago677,039 notes

viasrc

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Ian Terry finally proposed, this is the ring he gave me.

He has such good taste :* 

Posted 2 years ago32 notes