I bought these cool ass new me.sketch markers and this is the first thing I do with them is make a Hitler joke :X

Posted 1 month ago1 note

Is this some sort of sex joke nintendo?

Posted 9 months ago4 notes

Don’t touch my

Posted 10 months ago1 note

She texts me bad jokes like this all the time.

Posted 10 months ago21 notes

I left this in the break room at work.

Posted 1 year ago2 notes

You know who taught Hi-Fives to hot wire the cart to get away with slacking off at work and not get in trouble with his boss?…. My uncle John, he’s a mechanic.

You know who taught him? MY MOM!


— Muscle Man
Posted 1 year ago6 notes

Posted 1 year ago4 notes

Yo mommas vag has had more customers than McDonald’s.

Posted 1 year ago2 notes

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

Posted 1 year ago658,522 notes

viasrc

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Ian Terry finally proposed, this is the ring he gave me.

He has such good taste :* 

Posted 1 year ago32 notes