My mom stepped on a piece of glass a few days ago and I just seen that she kept the shard from her foot. I asked her why she didn’t throw it out and she said “I’m going to make a necklace out of it and call it the Blood Diamond” LOOOOOOL
If we drink milk from a buncha different cows then why can’t babies drink milk from a buncha different mothers?
Sry DrawSomething I can’t do that kids play on there.
My brother put balloon stickers onto my cousins cup at FatBurger.
I went to my local superstore and swapped their signage with more logical names for things. You’re welcome, Target.